Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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