if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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