normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He shit in the fireplace
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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