Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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