i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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