God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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