so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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