Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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