I'm jealous of your bromance
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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