We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
it's not cheating when I paid for it
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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