Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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