We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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