New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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