I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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