at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
