just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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