Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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