I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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