I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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