Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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