1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i permit you to call me
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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