when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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