how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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