You made me cry and you don't even care
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If that was your dad, he is hot
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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