Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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