she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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