Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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