So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
