Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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