why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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