Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You're my little dorito
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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