She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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