So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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