And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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