Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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