Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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