Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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