They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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