Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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