But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My liver just had a heart attack.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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