im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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