the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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