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the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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