I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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