so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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