so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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