the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Small penises have feelings too.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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