but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize
