would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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