Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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