the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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