So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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