so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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