I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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