Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's never too late to be topless.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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