dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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